Tomorrow we're having another Garden Party. I've spent all weekend practicing my withering stare in case anyone asks ME about the BBC incident. I haven't quite perfected it yet. I'm not sure what message I want to send. I'm working on my 'How Dare You' look but I always have my 'We're not amused' default just in case.

Tomorrow is also Camilla's birthday - 60 years old! Can you believe it? I remember my 60th birthday - like it was 21 years ago.

I haven't decided what to get her at the moment. Maybe I can rouse the crowd to sing to her? Debating whether to send her an e-card or not. Might as well err on the safe side and do so.

Happy Birthday Camilla!

© The Queen